WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!! WARNING!!!!!!!
A notice to all interested parties including law enforcement officials across the nation's Mississippi River Valley.
Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow have escaped their surroundings in Saint George Island and are presumably headed north through Alabama, Kentucky, Illinois and Wisconsin. They are unarmed, but still dangerous.
Bonnie may be identified as one who mispronounces breakfast, (but not nuclear). She is often seen stealing small items from restaurants and their surroundings. Below she may be seen on the left purloining flowers from the garden outside Caroline's in Apalachicola. She has a known bladder problem and will be frequenting gas stations, fast food joints, roadsides, and waysides along the way. In an emergency she may have to barge in on unsuspecting homeowners. Bonnie also has a habitat of 'weaseling' particularly on bets (see below).
Bonnie may be seen below with her stolen items.
Clyde is the cool-headed one of this fearsome gang, plotting itineraries, finding lost items, packing their getaway vehicle to the gills, and also doubles as the getaway driver.
Three days ago one of the two keys to Sea Wings disappeared. We all spent some time going through everything we own more than once in an effort to find the key. Failing that Bonnie made a bet with her son as to when it would turn up. The bet was that they would find the missing key among their belongings.
Pictured below, Clyde finds the key under the driver's seat of the getaway car. Molly, errr Bonnie weasels her way out of the bet by claiming that the bet was 'when we get home.'
Pictured below, Clyde finds the key under the driver's seat of the getaway car. Molly, errr Bonnie weasels her way out of the bet by claiming that the bet was 'when we get home.'
Interact with this dangerous pair at your own peril.
Why is'nt their car considered as a part of "their belongings"? It belongs to them. I want to share in the winnings Mom.
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